I love the fact that you are becoming such a big boy, but could you please do me a favor?
1. Please do not take bowls off of the counter and help yourself to the M & M's - this could be very dangerous.......
2. Please do not go into mommy's bedroom and help yourself to the candy canes that are way up high on the dresser - this too, could be very dangerous.....
3. Please remember to keep your head up while you are walking outside - there is a whole world out there if you would stop looking at your feet - this too could be very dangerous.....
4. Could you please sleep until 6:30a.m. - mommy is very tired and would like to sleep past 5:30 a.m. (Thanks)
5. Could you please just get into your bed at naptime/bedtime and STAY in your bed and go to sleep - mommy is tired of playing nanny 911 - I have walked many miles lately......
6. When eating, could you please take one bite at a time AND finish chewing before shoving more into your mouth - this could be very dangerous......
7. Please Please stop throwing toys at the television - please stop pounding on televison
8. Please do not run in the house and jump on my couch - this too could be very dangerous....
9. Please do not fight me when I try to put on your hat, gloves and coat every morning - it will be spring soon enough and you can put the winter items away.....
10. Please do not change who you are ever - you are awesome - just be careful!
Love you!!
Mommy
Oh Jonathon, you mischievous little monkey:) You are one busy little boy!! Very CUTE post!!
ReplyDelete1) Aiden has taught me to keep fun sized M&Ms on Aiden's shelf in the pantry. He gets 1 bag when he wants one.
ReplyDelete2)Aiden has taught me to keep the gate up to the door of my bedroom.
3)Aiden doesn't realize he has feet LOL!
4)Let me know how and if you accomplish this fact.
5)Once Aiden is in bed, it is much easier if I remember to not walk past his bedroom door. Otherwise, he'd manipulate one of us into paroling him.
6)But Mom it is so much fun to "chipmunk" my food
7)Again, something we haven't figured out how to curb this behaviour.
8)Our problem is the recliner. Aiden loves to jump on this and there is a hole in the wall from doing this.
9)Alas... there is no cure for this.
10)But we love them anyhow.